Category: Boys and Girls

LEFTOVERS

A young couple was married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning came and the groom went into the bathroom but found no towel when he emerged from the shower.

He asked the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she got to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared and she asked shyly:

"What's that?" - pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said:

"Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

And she, in amazement, asked:

"Is that all we have left?"

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Category: Boys and Girls

POINTS OF VIEW

As the groom passed down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, the best man noticed that he has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man said:

“Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but you look so excited.”

The groom replied:

“I just had the best blowjob I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”

Now the bride came walking down the aisle and she too had the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor noticed this and said:

“Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what’s up – you look so excited.”

The bride replied:

“I have just given the last blowjob of my entire life.”

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Category: Marital Bliss THE SECRET

“What is the secret of a good marriage?”

“My wife and I agreed that we’ll dine twice weekly at some quiet little place. Candlelight, soft music, a few turns on the dance-floor… She is goes every Wednesday, I go every Friday.”

FAIR PLAY

“Daddy, why is it that the bride and the groom kiss each other after their wedding ceremony?”

“It is like boxers who shake hands before the start of a fight.”

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Category: Marital Bliss AT THE BOOKSHOP “Do you have the book “Household Chores for the Husband?”

“I’m sorry, we don’t stock fairy tales.”

FAIR PLAY

“Daddy, why is it that the bride and the groom kiss each other after their wedding ceremony?”

“It is like boxers who shake hands before the start of a fight.”

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