Category: Boys and Girls

LEFTOVERS

A young couple was married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning came and the groom went into the bathroom but found no towel when he emerged from the shower.

He asked the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she got to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared and she asked shyly:

"What's that?" - pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said:

"Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

And she, in amazement, asked:

"Is that all we have left?"

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Category: Misers AT HIS EXPENSE

A woman complained to her husband:

“You must do something about the curtain on the bathroom window. Every time I shower, our neighbor tries to peek at me.”

“Let him succeed just once,” – answered her caring spouse, – “and he will buy a new curtain for our bathroom window at his expense.”

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Category: Male Chauvinists

WHO'LL TELL?

A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the army.

“But wait a minute,” – said the listener, – “she'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?”

“Sure,” – replied the man.

“Well, won't they find out?”

The man shrugged:

“Of course they'll, but who'll tell?”

   

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Category: In the Middle East

SHE SHOULD KNOW

At the Israeli border settlement, the furnishings were primitive, to say the least. In the shower-shed, made of galvanized metal, there was a hole in the wall dividing the female shower-booths from the male ones, strategically located so that only the lower part of the body could be seen. From time to time, both sexes used the hole, as circumstances warranted.
One day, just as three female members of the settlement were showering, they heard the door on the other side of the wall open and a lone man came in. That was the opportunity they were waiting for. Each woman took turns bending down to peek through the hole. The first woman commented in a whisper:
“It is not my husband.”
Her companion agreed:
“Of course it is not your husband.”
It was the third woman who clinched the matter:
“He is not from our settlement at all.”

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Category: In the Middle East SHE SHOULD KNOW

At the Israeli border settlement, the furnishings were primitive, to say the least. In the shower-shed, made of galvanized metal, there was a hole in the wall dividing the female shower-booths from the male ones, strategically located so that only the lower part of the body could be seen. From time to time, both sexes used the hole, as circumstances warranted.

One day, just as three female members of the settlement were showering, they heard the door on the other side of the wall open and a lone man came in. That was the opportunity they were waiting for. Each woman took turns bending down to peek through the hole. The first woman commented in a whisper:

“It is not my husband.”

Her companion agreed:

“Of course it is not your husband.”

It was the third woman who clinched the matter:

“He is not from our settlement at all.”

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