Category: In the Middle East

SHE SHOULD KNOW

At the Israeli border settlement, the furnishings were primitive, to say the least. In the shower-shed, made of galvanized metal, there was a hole in the wall dividing the female shower-booths from the male ones, strategically located so that only the lower part of the body could be seen. From time to time, both sexes used the hole, as circumstances warranted.
One day, just as three female members of the settlement were showering, they heard the door on the other side of the wall open and a lone man came in. That was the opportunity they were waiting for. Each woman took turns bending down to peek through the hole. The first woman commented in a whisper:
“It is not my husband.”
Her companion agreed:
“Of course it is not your husband.”
It was the third woman who clinched the matter:
“He is not from our settlement at all.”

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Category: Naughty Jokes

NOT COLOR BLIND

There were no facilities at the deserted beach, so the smashing blonde who came for a swim, had to change into her bathing suit in the open. While she tried to do it as discreetly as possible, she noticed that a man, lying nearby sunbathing was actually peeking at her through his half-closed eyelids. Furiously she turned on him:

“Sir, you are no gentleman!”

She received a prompt response:

“And you Madam, are no blonde!”

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Category: Naughty Jokes NOT COLOR BLIND There were no facilities at the deserted beach, so the smashing blonde who came for a swim, had to change into her bathing suit in the open. While she tried to do it as discreetly as possible, she noticed that a man, lying nearby sunbathing was actually peeking at her through his half-closed eyelids. Furiously she turned on him: “Sir, you are no gentleman!” She received a prompt response: “And you Madam, are no blonde!”

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Category: In the Middle East SHE SHOULD KNOW

At the Israeli border settlement, the furnishings were primitive, to say the least. In the shower-shed, made of galvanized metal, there was a hole in the wall dividing the female shower-booths from the male ones, strategically located so that only the lower part of the body could be seen. From time to time, both sexes used the hole, as circumstances warranted.

One day, just as three female members of the settlement were showering, they heard the door on the other side of the wall open and a lone man came in. That was the opportunity they were waiting for. Each woman took turns bending down to peek through the hole. The first woman commented in a whisper:

“It is not my husband.”

Her companion agreed:

“Of course it is not your husband.”

It was the third woman who clinched the matter:

“He is not from our settlement at all.”

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Category: Misers AT HIS EXPENSE A woman complained to her husband: “You must do something about the curtain on the bathroom window. Every time I shower, our neighbor tries to peek at me.” “Let him succeed just once,” – answered her caring spouse, – “and he will buy a new curtain for our bathroom window at his expense.”

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