Category: Marital Bliss

ALL-IN-ONE

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.

"What do you think?" - I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"

"Better get a bikini," - he replied. "You'd never get it all in one".

   

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Category: Ethnic Stories

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

¬ Question:

“Why do Scottish bagpipers walk up and down while playing their instrument?”

Answer:

“It’s more difficult to hit a moving target.”

¬ Asked the Polish wife:

“After I fell asleep, did it take you long to come?”

¬ Question:

“Does a two-piece bathing suit conform to Jewish dietary laws?”

Answer:

“Yes, as the dairy part is completely separate from the meaty one.”

¬ Question:

“How does a Jewish couple do it ‘doggie style?’”

Answer:

“He sits up and begs; she lays down and plays dead.”

  

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Category: Marital Bliss

ALL-IN-ONE

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
"What do you think?" - I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," - he replied. "You'd never get it all in one

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Category: Naughty Jokes

NOT COLOR BLIND

There were no facilities at the deserted beach, so the smashing blonde who came for a swim, had to change into her bathing suit in the open. While she tried to do it as discreetly as possible, she noticed that a man, lying nearby sunbathing was actually peeking at her through his half-closed eyelids. Furiously she turned on him:

“Sir, you are no gentleman!”

She received a prompt response:

“And you Madam, are no blonde!”

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Category: Naughty Jokes NOT COLOR BLIND There were no facilities at the deserted beach, so the smashing blonde who came for a swim, had to change into her bathing suit in the open. While she tried to do it as discreetly as possible, she noticed that a man, lying nearby sunbathing was actually peeking at her through his half-closed eyelids. Furiously she turned on him: “Sir, you are no gentleman!” She received a prompt response: “And you Madam, are no blonde!”

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