Category: Marital Bliss

ALL-IN-ONE

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
"What do you think?" - I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," - he replied. "You'd never get it all in one

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Category: In The Middle East TAKING NO CHANCES

A guy went on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Suddenly the mother-in-law died. They went to a local undertaker, who explained that they could ship the body home, but that would cost over $5000, whereas they could bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy said: "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asked: "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy said: "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.”

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Category: Finished My Vacation Back from my holiday I have returned home and starting now, am resuming the daily publication of fresh jokes. I hope to see you here and welcome your comments. If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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