Category: 'English' Jokes

FAIRLY LARGE

An English gentleman wearing a swimsuit, sunglasses and sandals, with a towel on his shoulder, an ice-cold Coke in one hand and a transistor radio in the other strolled in the Sahara desert. When he saw a Bedouin riding his camel going the opposite way, he asked:

“Excuse me sir, how far is it to the beach?”
“About 3,000 kilometers.”
“They seem to have a fairly large strand here.”

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Category: Naughty Jokes

NOT COLOR BLIND

There were no facilities at the deserted beach, so the smashing blonde who came for a swim, had to change into her bathing suit in the open. While she tried to do it as discreetly as possible, she noticed that a man, lying nearby sunbathing was actually peeking at her through his half-closed eyelids. Furiously she turned on him:

“Sir, you are no gentleman!”

She received a prompt response:

“And you Madam, are no blonde!”

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