Category: Male Chauvinists

WHO'LL TELL?

A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the army.

“But wait a minute,” – said the listener, – “she'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?”

“Sure,” – replied the man.

“Well, won't they find out?”

The man shrugged:

“Of course they'll, but who'll tell?”

   

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Category: Ecumenical Stories
TEMPTATION

Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.”

How could you do this?!"

"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window and then I found myself trying it on," - she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"

"Well," - the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get behind me, Satan!'"

"I did," - replied his wife, - "but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"

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Category: Boys and Girls
PUT DOWNS

¬ “May I see you sometime in the future?”

“No. For me you are already the past.”
 ¬ “I want to make you happy!”
“Then say bye!”
 ¬ “It’s a nice dress that you’ve on.”
“Thanks, but just remember that it stays on.”
 ¬ “For your sake I would even go to the end of world.”
“Fine and would you remain there if I asked you nicely?’  

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Category: Marital Bliss

NOTHING TO WEAR

Tom came home early from work and found his wife walking about stark naked in the room.

“Why are you naked?”

“Why, why, because I’ve got nothing to wear.”

Tom went angrily to the wardrobe, opened it and started counting:

“Nothing to wear? Look, this is a dress, this is a dress, Hi John, this is a dress …”

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Category: Women's Lib GAVE HIM A DRESSING

On the bus a man thoroughly and provocatively scrutinized a shapely woman sitting on the opposite seat, giving her the once over several times. Finally, the woman spoke up:

“Would you please dress me up again? I have to get off at the next station.”

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