Category: Marital Bliss

LOVE DRESS

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

“What are you doing?” - she asked.

“I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work” - the daughter-in-law answered.

“But you're naked!” - the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my love dress,”- the daughter-in-law explained.

“Love dress? But you're naked!”

“Justin loves me to wear this dress,” - she insisted. “Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.”

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

“What are you doing?” - he asked.

“This is my love dress,” - she whispered, sensually.

“Needs ironing,” - he said. “What's for dinner?”

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Category: Women's Lib

GAVE HIM A DRESSING

On the bus a man thoroughly and provocatively scrutinized a shapely woman sitting on the opposite seat, giving her the once over several times. Finally, the woman spoke up:

“Would you please dress me up again? I have to get off at the next station.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

HE DID NOT KNOW WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO

It was pitch dark when a man was flagged down by a female hitchhiker. All he could see was her long, loose hair and her provocatively half-open blouse. He took her on board and at the next curve “inadvertently” leaned against her. She did not draw away, so he stopped the car at a conveniently secluded place, kissed her, received a fervent response and soon they were both merrily engaged in making, what euphemistically is called “love.” All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window and a flashlight shone through the car window. The cop could hardly contain himself:

“Don’t you know there is a law against engaging in immoral acts in public places!”

“But Officer,” - protested the man, - “this is my wife who is with me in the car.”

“I am sorry,” - answered the policeman, - “I did not know this was your wife.”

“Neither did I, until you switched on your flashlight.”

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Category: Women's Lib GAVE HIM A DRESSING

On the bus a man thoroughly and provocatively scrutinized a shapely woman sitting on the opposite seat, giving her the once over several times. Finally, the woman spoke up:

“Would you please dress me up again? I have to get off at the next station.”

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