Category: Boys and Girls

ORGAN PLAYERS

While making love together for the first time, Joe was furious when his girlfriend suddenly stopped and laid back.

“What’s wrong?” – he demanded.

“Forgive me,” – she said, – “but it’s your organ. It just isn’t big enough.

“Forgive me,” – Joe replied, – “but it wasn’t meant to be played in a cathedral.“

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Category: Women's Lib

PERVERSION

A psychiatrist administered a Rorschach test to his patient. First he showed her an inkblot within a circle.

“Tell me please, my dear lady, what is your interpretation of this drawing?”

“It’s a couple making love in a circular room.”

Next he showed her an inkblot within a rectangle.

“What do you see now?”

“It’s a couple making love in a rectangular room.”

Finally he showed her an inkblot within a triangle.

“And now?”

The women looked suspiciously at the doctor and then burst out:

“What sort of a pervert pig are you anyway?”

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Category: Old Age Humiliations

KILLED BY THE BELL

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied:
“He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," - replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued:
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

HE DID NOT KNOW WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO

It was pitch dark when a man was flagged down by a female hitchhiker. All he could see was her long, loose hair and her provocatively half-open blouse. He took her on board and at the next curve “inadvertently” leaned against her. She did not draw away, so he stopped the car at a conveniently secluded place, kissed her, received a fervent response and soon they were both merrily engaged in making, what euphemistically is called “love.” All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window and a flashlight shone through the car window. The cop could hardly contain himself:

“Don’t you know there is a law against engaging in immoral acts in public places!”

“But Officer,” - protested the man, - “this is my wife who is with me in the car.”

“I am sorry,” - answered the policeman, - “I did not know this was your wife.”

“Neither did I, until you switched on your flashlight.”

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Category: From the Mouths of Babes

NO PROFITEERING

A child opened the door to his sister’s room just when she was engaged in making passionate love to her boyfriend. The alarmed man offered the boy $20, lest he should tell his parents of their misbehavior, but the boy said:

“$10 will be enough. You shouldn’t pay more than the rest of them.”

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Category: Women's Lib PERVERSION

A psychiatrist administered a Rorschach test to his patient. First he showed her an inkblot within a circle.

“Tell me please, my dear lady, what is your interpretation of this drawing?”

“It’s a couple making love in a circular room.”

Next he showed her an inkblot within a rectangle.

“What do you see now?”

“It’s a couple making love in a rectangular room.”

Finally he showed her an inkblot within a triangle.

“And now?”

The women looked suspiciously at the doctor and then burst out:

“What sort of a pervert pig are you anyway?”

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