Category: Marital Bliss

NOTHING TO WEAR

Tom came home early from work and found his wife walking about stark naked in the room.

“Why are you naked?”

“Why, why, because I’ve got nothing to wear.”

Tom went angrily to the wardrobe, opened it and started counting:

“Nothing to wear? Look, this is a dress, this is a dress, Hi John, this is a dress …”

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Category: Doctors and Patients PLAYING DOCTORS AND NURSES

The doorbell rang at the single parent doctor’s home. At the door was his next-door neighbor. The usually pleasantly disposed woman’s face was now beetle-red and she was screaming:

“This is outrageous! Your son played doctors and nurses with my daughter. The child came home stark naked.”

“But Judy dear, there’s nothing wrong in that. The kid just expressed his natural interest towards the other sex in a playful way.’

“Natural interest my ass! – the mother yelled. “He took out her appendix!”

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