Category: Marital Bliss

A REAL SWITCH

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender:

"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

“Oh, yeah?" - said Charlie "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," - Mike replied, - "she came to me on her hands and knees.”

"Really?" - said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said:

"Come out from under the bed, you little chicken shit".

   

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Category: Ethnic Stories
THING OF BEAUTY
 

Into a Belfast pub came Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm was in a sling, his nose was broken, his face was cut and bruised and he was walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" - asked Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," - said Paddy.

"That little shit, O'Conner," - said Sean, - "he couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," - said Paddy, - "a shovel is what he had and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," - said Sean, - "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"

That I did," - said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

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Category: Doctors and Patients

CONSULTATION

A Doctor husband and his wife had a fight at the breakfast table. The husband got up in a rage and said:

“And you are no good in bed either!” – and stormed out of the house. After a while he realized that he was nasty and decided to make amends. He rang up his home, but his wife answered the phone only after many rings. The husband became again irritated and asked: 
“What took you so long to answer the phone?”
She answered:
“I was in bed”.
“In bed this late, doing what?”
“Getting a second opinion” – she said.

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Category: Marital Bliss

A REAL SWITCH

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender:
"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."
“Oh, yeah?" - said Charlie "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," - Mike replied, - "she came to me on her hands and knees.”
"Really?" - said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said:
"Come out from under the bed, you little chicken shit".

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Category: Marital Bliss THE SECRET

“What is the secret of a good marriage?”

“My wife and I agreed that we’ll dine twice weekly at some quiet little place. Candlelight, soft music, a few turns on the dance-floor… She is goes every Wednesday, I go every Friday.”

FAIR PLAY

“Daddy, why is it that the bride and the groom kiss each other after their wedding ceremony?”

“It is like boxers who shake hands before the start of a fight.”

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