Category: Naughty Jokes

BRIEF, BUT NAUGHTY

¬ Question:

“Why does English beer remind one of having sex in a boat?”        

Answer:

“It is fucking close to water.”

¬ Question:

“Why is a joke like a pussy?”

Answer:

“Neither is any fun if you don't get it.”

¬ Question:

 “What is preferable to roses on your piano?”

Answer:

“Tulips on your organ.”

¬ Question:

“Why did God create Eve?”

Answer:

“Adam’s right hand was getting stiff.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

A REAL SWITCH

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender:

"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

“Oh, yeah?" - said Charlie "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," - Mike replied, - "she came to me on her hands and knees.”

"Really?" - said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said:

"Come out from under the bed, you little chicken shit".

   

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Category: Marital Bliss

A REAL SWITCH

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender:
"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."
“Oh, yeah?" - said Charlie "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," - Mike replied, - "she came to me on her hands and knees.”
"Really?" - said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said:
"Come out from under the bed, you little chicken shit".

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Category: Naughty Jokes

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

¬ Question:

“Why did God create Eve?”

Answer:

“Adam’s right hand was getting stiff.”

¬ Question:

“Why does the promiscuous lady have a lighted candle in her navel?”

Answer:

“Her lover likes to eat by candlelight.”

¬ Question:

“Why did Elisabeth Arden?”

Answer:

“Because Max Factor.”

¬ Question:

“Do you think sex is dirty?”

Answer:

“Yes, if you do it right.”

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