Category: Naughty Jokes

BRIEF, BUT NAUGHTY

¬ Question:

“Why does English beer remind one of having sex in a boat?”        

Answer:

“It is fucking close to water.”

¬ Question:

“Why is a joke like a pussy?”

Answer:

“Neither is any fun if you don't get it.”

¬ Question:

 “What is preferable to roses on your piano?”

Answer:

“Tulips on your organ.”

¬ Question:

“Why did God create Eve?”

Answer:

“Adam’s right hand was getting stiff.”

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