Category: Boys and Girls
CATLOVERS
Goldie,
a recently widowed lady, was sitting on her towel, on a Florida
beach near Venice.
She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his
blanket on the sand nearby, and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to
strike up a conversation with him:
"Hello
sir," – she began. "How are you today?"
"Fine,
thank you," – he responded and turned back to his book.
"I
love the beach. Do you come here often?" – she asked.
"First
time since my wife passed away last year," – he replied.
"Do
you live around here?" – she asked.
"Yes,"
– he answered, continuing to read.
Goldie persisted.
"Do
you like pussy cats?"
With
that, he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, whipped off
both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life. As the
cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie
gasped and asked the man:
"How
did you know that is what I wanted?"
The
man replied:
"How
did you know my name was Katz"?
