¬ Question:“Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?”Answer:“Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.”¬ Question“Why do men like big tits and a tight pussy?”Answer:“Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.”¬ Question:“How can you tell if your husband is dead?”Answer:“The sex is the same but you get the remote.”
A young executive was looking for a secretary. About 20 girls answered the ad, but after a thorough screening process, only three applicants were left. The executive found it difficult to choose, as all three were equally proficient at their jobs. In the end he decided to test them. He gave each of the prospective secretaries $500 and told them they had complete freedom in deciding how to spend the money.After a week he called the three and asked them what they did with the $500.The first said that she went on a shopping spree and blew it all in one day.The second put the sum in a savings account.The third invested the money in shares and made a profit of $200 in one week.Question: “Which of the applicants got the job?”Answer: “The one with the big tits.”
On their 30-year anniversary, the Smiths decided to reenact their honeymoon. They went to the same hotel, got the same suite and as dinnertime came around, Mrs. Smith said:
“Darling, do you remember, 30 years ago we didn’t go down for dinner, but had it here in our room?”
Obediently, Mr. Smith went to the phone and asked Room Service to bring dinner to their room. But Mrs. Smith strove for even more authenticity:
“You remember honey, that on our first honeymoon, we ate our dinner stark naked?”
So, after the old waiter (the same they had 30 years ago!) wheeled in the laden trolley, set the table, lighted the candles and left their suite, both Smiths undressed and sat down to have their festive dinner. Mrs. Smith gushed with happiness and beamed at her husband:
“Isn’t everything the same as it was then? It seems that nothing has changed. I even feel the same warmth in my heart.”
Mr. Smith, poor soul, was less romantically inclined and answered:
“That warmth comes from your tits which hang into the soup, my dear.”
A young executive was looking for a secretary. About 20 girls answered the ad, but after a thorough screening process, only three applicants were left. The executive found it difficult to choose, as all three were equally proficient at their jobs. In the end he decided to test them. He gave each of the prospective secretaries $500 and told them they had complete freedom in deciding how to spend the money.
After a week he called the three and asked them what they did with the $500.
The first said that she went on a shopping spree and blew it all in one day.
The second put the sum in a savings account.
The third invested the money in shares and made a profit of $200 in one week.
Question: “Which of the applicants got the job?”
Answer: “The one with the big tits.”
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Question:
“Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?”
Answer:
“Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.”
Question
“Why do men like big tits and a tight pussy?”
Answer:
“Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.”
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