Category: Male Chauvinists

MANPOWER PROBLEM

A young executive was looking for a secretary. About 20 girls answered the ad, but after a thorough screening process, only three applicants were left. The executive found it difficult to choose, as all three were equally proficient at their jobs. In the end he decided to test them. He gave each of the prospective secretaries $500 and told them they had complete freedom in deciding how to spend the money.

After a week he called the three and asked them what they did with the $500.

The first said that she went on a shopping spree and blew it all in one day.

The second put the sum in a savings account.        

The third invested the money in shares and made a profit of $200 in one week.

Question: “Which of the applicants got the job?”

Answer: “The one with the big tits.”

   

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Category: Naughty Jokes

UNFAMILIAR TERRITORY

One late afternoon two Dutch girls rode their rickety old bikes down the back streets of Amsterdam. As it turned closer to dusk, the increasing darkness started making the two girls a little nervous. One girl leant over to the other and said:

“You know, I've never come this way before.”

The other girl said:

“It's the cobblestones.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

THE EXCEPTION

“You know, it’s very difficult to find a suitable wife. There are quite a few willing girls, but my mother doesn’t like any of them.”

“None of them?”

“Except for one girl. She liked her very much, because she looked exactly like her.”

“So why didn’t you marry her?”

“My father hated her looks.”

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Category: Male Chauvinists MANPOWER PROBLEM

A young executive was looking for a secretary. About 20 girls answered the ad, but after a thorough screening process, only three applicants were left. The executive found it difficult to choose, as all three were equally proficient at their jobs. In the end he decided to test them. He gave each of the prospective secretaries $500 and told them they had complete freedom in deciding how to spend the money.

After a week he called the three and asked them what they did with the $500.

The first said that she went on a shopping spree and blew it all in one day.

The second put the sum in a savings account.

The third invested the money in shares and made a profit of $200 in one week.

Question: “Which of the applicants got the job?”

Answer: “The one with the big tits.”

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Category: Boys and Girls BRIEF ONES ¬ “Excuse me Madam, I’m a stranger in this town. Can you tell me where do you live?”

¬ “At the age of 17, the girls’ voice changes. Instead of ‘no’, they start saying ‘yes’”.

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Category: Male Chauvinists THE GOOd SAMARITAN

The giant lorry stopped with screeching brakes near the homely hitchhiker. The driver said condescendingly:

“Get in lass! I’m not a chauvinistic pig like the other drivers who only stop for pretty girls.”

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