Showing posts with label willing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label willing. Show all posts

Monday, March 14, 2011

Category: Naughty Jokes

DID IT PASS?

It was a rainy evening and the pair of lovers decided that under the circumstances, the best location for a tryst would be under the railway-bridge. Everything went fine, the man was horny, the woman willing and soon they were humping merrily. Suddenly with an unusually loud roar, a train thundered across the bridge above their heads. The poor man could not stand the noise and pressed both hands over his ears, as strongly as he could. After a while, he queried his mate:

“Did it pass?”

The woman put her hand onto her behind and stated:

“Not yet.”

Add to Technorati Favorites

Custom Search

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Category: Marital Bliss

THE EXCEPTION

“You know, it’s very difficult to find a suitable wife. There are quite a few willing girls, but my mother doesn’t like any of them.”

“None of them?”

“Except for one girl. She liked her very much, because she looked exactly like her.”

“So why didn’t you marry her?”

“My father hated her looks.”

Add to Technorati Favorites

Custom Search