Category: Viagra

OVERKILL

The family physician met Moishe’le on the street. The boy looked quite troubled.

“How are things at home?” - asked the good doctor.

“My folks are divorcing,”- answered Moishe’le.

“For Heavens’ sake why? They seem such a nice couple.”

“I overheard them talking that my father has become impotent.”

“This is not a problem these days, Moishe’le. Take these pills and give your Dad one each every three days.”

Moishe’le hurried home gratefully. He tried to memorize the exact dosage and kept repeating to himself - 'one pill every three days, one pill every three days,' - but then he stumbled and got confused, - 'three pills every day, three pills every day.'

Two weeks later the doctor ran into Moishe’le again. The boy looked noticeably thinner and was even more troubled.

“My God, Moishe’le what happened? And how is your Dad?”

“Don’t even ask! My mother is dead, my sister is pregnant, my behind feels sore and the dog won’t dare return home.”

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Category: Doctors and Patients

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

A woman came to the gynecologist with a complaint:
“I have been trying to become pregnant for more than ten years, but I have not succeeded.”
The physician gave the woman a thorough medical check-up and found absolutely nothing wrong with her.
“Excuse me” - he said finally - “but how does your husband perform the sexual act?”
“Always from behind,” - answered the patient.
“Then if you truly want to have children, tell him to assume the frontal position.”
“Then how shall I be able to watch TV?” - complained the woman.

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Category: Animal World

CHESS PLAYERS

The fox challenged the rabbit to a series of chess games, but to his chagrin, the rabbit invariably beat him. Said the frustrated fox:

“I am considered one of the cleverest animals in the forest. How do you manage to win all our games? What is your secret?”

“Before every game I always visit my mistress,” - answered the hare. “Having sex sharpens my brain and gives me so much energy that I play better than average.”

The fox remained unconvinced that the same trick would work for him, but decided to give it a try anyway. Before their next game he went into the kitchen and while his wife was preparing dinner, surprised her from behind. His spouse must have been very busy, because she did not even turn around and just asked:

“Going to play chess, Bunny dear?”

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Category: Naughty Jokes

RODEO

Two Texans were sitting at a bar. One asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called the “rodeo.”

His friend said:

“No, what is it??”

“Well, you mount your wife from behind, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands, then say,.........’Boy, these are almost as nice as your sister's....’ Then see if you can hold on for eight seconds!!”

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DID IT PASS?

It was a rainy evening and the pair of lovers decided that under the circumstances, the best location for a tryst would be under the railway-bridge. Everything went fine, the man was horny, the woman willing and soon they were humping merrily. Suddenly with an unusually loud roar, a train thundered across the bridge above their heads. The poor man could not stand the noise and pressed both hands over his ears, as strongly as he could. After a while, he queried his mate:

“Did it pass?”

The woman put her hand onto her behind and stated:

“Not yet.”

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Category: Doctors and Patients MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

A woman came to the gynecologist with a complaint:

“I have been trying to become pregnant for more than ten years, but I have not succeeded.”

The physician gave the woman a thorough medical check-up and found absolutely nothing wrong with her.

“Excuse me” - he said finally - “but how does your husband perform the sexual act?”

“Always from behind,” - answered the patient.

“Then if you truly want to have children, tell him to assume the frontal position.”

“Then how shall I be able to watch TV?” - complained the woman.

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Category: Animal Stories CHESS PLAYERS

The fox challenged the rabbit to a series of chess games, but to his chagrin, the rabbit invariably beat him. Said the frustrated fox:

“I am considered one of the cleverest animals in the forest. How do you manage to win all our games? What is your secret?”

“Before every game I always visit my mistress,” - answered the hare. “Having sex sharpens my brain and gives me so much energy that I play better than average.”

The fox remained unconvinced that the same trick would work for him, but decided to give it a try anyway. Before their next game he went into the kitchen and while his wife was preparing dinner, surprised her from behind. His spouse must have been very busy, because she did not even turn around and just asked:

“Going to play chess, Bunny dear?”

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Category: Army Stories A WILLING MAN

During World War II the campaign in the Western Desert was a long and tedious one. The soldiers spent long months in the sand dunes, far from civilization, with only an occasional camel to look at. One night the colonel called in his orderly and confessed:

“I simply must have a woman. Any type will do, young, old, fat, thin, ugly – it does not matter, as long as it is a female. Can you get me one?” – he asked.

At first the orderly just shook his head, but when his superior officer kept badgering him, he came up with a suggestion:

“What about that Chinese cook in the kitchen? He has a nice, fat behind. Wouldn’t he do, Sir?”

The colonel shuddered at the suggestion and told the orderly to forget it. A few more weeks passed and the colonel became desperate. He called his orderly in again and said:

“It seems that there is no other choice. Please arrange for me to meet that cook, but I don’t want anybody else to hear about it.”

“Impossible, Sir,” - replied the aide. “Besides us two and the Chink, at least four more soldiers will have to know about your assignment.”

“Who the hell are those four others you are bringing in?” – asked the officer in exasperation.

“We need them to hold down the cook, because he does not like to be fucked.”

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Category: Naughty Jokes DID IT PASS? It was a rainy evening and the pair of lovers decided that under the circumstances, the best location for a tryst would be under the railway-bridge. Everything went fine, the man was horny, the woman willing and soon they were humping merrily. Suddenly with an unusually loud roar, a train thundered across the bridge above their heads. The poor man could not stand the noise and pressed both hands over his ears, as strongly as he could. After a while, he queried his mate: “Did it pass?” The woman put her hand onto her behind and stated: “Not yet.”

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