Category: Sporting World

IT'S GREAT TO BE IN SPORTS

Two men were chatting in the pub.

“Why is your face so gloomy?” - asked one.

“I am fed up with my job” - answered his companion.

“What is it that you do for a living?”    

“I am responsible for the washrooms at the Sports Hall.”

“Is the salary so bad?”

“It is not the money, it is the people. Every evening I clean the damn place, until it is spick-and-span, put in clean towels, fresh toilet paper and every morning it looks like a pigsty. No consideration at all!”

“And how long have you been doing this job?”

“30 years.” 

“Then why don’t you just quit it?”

“What! And abandon the glamour of the sports-world?”

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Category: Political Jokes

PIGS

President Clinton arrived back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He stepped out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reached the bottom of the stairs, the Marine guard sharply saluted him as usual.
Clinton said:
“I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full.”
The Marine replied:
“Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs, Sir!”
President Clinton responded:
“These aren't just ordinary pigs, Marine, they are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!”
The Marine replied:
“Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!”
The President then responded:
“I got this one for Hillary and this one for Chelsea.”
The Marine guard then replied:
“Yes Sir! GOOD trade, Sir!”

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Category: Sporting World IT'S GREAT TO BE IN SPORTS

Two men were chatting in the pub.

“Why is your face so gloomy?” - asked one.

“I am fed up with my job” - answered his companion.

“What is it that you do for a living?”

“I am responsible for the washrooms at the Sports Hall.”

“Is the salary so bad?”

“It is not the money, it is the people. Every evening I clean the damn place, until it is spick-and-span, put in clean towels, fresh toilet paper and every morning it looks like a pigsty. No consideration at all!”

“And how long have you been doing this job?”

“30 years.”

“Then why don’t you just quit it?”

“What! And abandon the glamour of the sports-world?”

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Category: Male Chauvinists THE GOOd SAMARITAN

The giant lorry stopped with screeching brakes near the homely hitchhiker. The driver said condescendingly:

“Get in lass! I’m not a chauvinistic pig like the other drivers who only stop for pretty girls.”

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