Category: Political Jokes

PIGS

President Clinton arrived back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He stepped out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reached the bottom of the stairs, the Marine guard sharply saluted him as usual.
Clinton said:
“I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full.”
The Marine replied:
“Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs, Sir!”
President Clinton responded:
“These aren't just ordinary pigs, Marine, they are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!”
The Marine replied:
“Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!”
The President then responded:
“I got this one for Hillary and this one for Chelsea.”
The Marine guard then replied:
“Yes Sir! GOOD trade, Sir!”

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Category: Married Bliss

A BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine.
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
"What's in the bag?" - asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said:
"It's a bottle of wine I got it for my husband."
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
"Good trade."

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