Category: Marital Bliss

MIXED EMOTIONS

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”. The husband turned to his wife and said:

“Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

She said:

“Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick… “

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Category: Women's Lib

BRIEF ONES

¬ Question:

“Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?”

Answer:

“Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.”

¬ Question

“Why do men like big tits and a tight pussy?”

Answer:

“Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.”

¬ Question:

“How can you tell if your husband is dead?”

Answer:

“The sex is the same but you get the remote.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

HAPPY AND SAD

A guy sitting at the dinner table with his wife suddenly asked her:

“I bet that you cannot tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time”

The wife promptly replied:

“The plumber has a smaller dick than yours."

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Category: Women's Lib BRIEF ONES

Question:

“Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?”

Answer:

“Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.”

Question

“Why do men like big tits and a tight pussy?”

Answer:

“Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.”

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