Category: Boys and Girls

CATLOVERS

   Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on her towel, on a Florida beach near Venice. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby, and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him:

"Hello sir," – she began. "How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," – he responded and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" – she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year," – he replied.

"Do you live around here?" – she asked.

"Yes," – he answered, continuing to read.

Goldie persisted.

"Do you like pussy cats?"

With that, he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, whipped off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life. As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie gasped and asked the man:

"How did you know that is what I wanted?"

The man replied:

"How did you know my name was Katz"?

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Category: Boys and Girls

SELF-EVIDENT

Boy met girl at the nudist beach. Enchantment at first sight. Boy blurted out:

 “I love you!”

 Retorted the girl matter-of-factly: “I see.”

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Category: Ethnic Stories JEWISH (GRAND)MOTHER

A young mother asked her mother to take her child to the beach and beseeched her to take good care of him. She need not have worried. The grandmother kept her charge almost within arm’s reach and did not let him out of sight. Suddenly a big wave came out of the sea and before anything could be done, the boy was swept away. The stricken grandmother fell to her knees and with tears in her eyes shouted towards the sky:

“Almighty God, how could you have done such a cruel deed to me? To me Sarah, the most pious woman in the community, who never yet missed a prayer-service at the synagogue, who always gave money to the paupers, who never cheated at cards.”

Just as she finished speaking, another huge wave swept in and set the missing child at his grandmother’s feet.

“Thank you Dear Lord,” –- said the grateful woman, – “but what about the cap the boy had on his head?”

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