Category: Boys and Girls

CATLOVERS

   Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on her towel, on a Florida beach near Venice. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby, and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him:

"Hello sir," – she began. "How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," – he responded and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" – she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year," – he replied.

"Do you live around here?" – she asked.

"Yes," – he answered, continuing to read.

Goldie persisted.

"Do you like pussy cats?"

With that, he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, whipped off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life. As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie gasped and asked the man:

"How did you know that is what I wanted?"

The man replied:

"How did you know my name was Katz"?

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Category: Indians

THE GIRL AND THE INDIAN

The shapely city girl was driving in the desert when the car ran out of fuel. Luckily an Indian just rode by and he offered to give her a ride on his mount to the nearest gas station. Every few minutes the Indian let out a tremendous hoo. When they reached their destination, the girl dismounted and the Indian, after letting out another tremendous yoo-hoo, rode away.

“My God!” - said the gas station attendant. “What did you do to that Indian that he shouted so mightily?”

“Nothing that I know of,” - answered the girl. “With one hand I embraced his waist and with the other held on to his saddle’s horn.”

“My dear lady, Indians don’t use saddles.”

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