Category: Naughty Jokes

BRIEF, BUT NAUGHTY

¬ Question:

“Why does the promiscuous lady have a lighted candle in her navel?”        

Answer:

“Her lover likes to eat by candlelight.”

¬ Question:

 “Why did Elisabeth Arden?”

Answer:

“Because Max Factor.”

¬ Question:

 “Do you think sex is dirty?”

Answer:

 “Yes, if you do it right.”

¬ Question:

“What is the difference between a nun and a bathing woman.

 Answer:

“The nun’s soul is full of hope, whereas the bathing lady’s hole is full of soap.” 

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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

¬ Question:

“Why did God create Eve?”

Answer:

“Adam’s right hand was getting stiff.”

¬ Question:

“Why does the promiscuous lady have a lighted candle in her navel?”

Answer:

“Her lover likes to eat by candlelight.”

¬ Question:

“Why did Elisabeth Arden?”

Answer:

“Because Max Factor.”

¬ Question:

“Do you think sex is dirty?”

Answer:

“Yes, if you do it right.”

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