Category: Ethnic Stories
THING OF BEAUTY
 

Into a Belfast pub came Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm was in a sling, his nose was broken, his face was cut and bruised and he was walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" - asked Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," - said Paddy.

"That little shit, O'Conner," - said Sean, - "he couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," - said Paddy, - "a shovel is what he had and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," - said Sean, - "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"

That I did," - said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

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Category: Blondes

FAKE REDHEAD

A young redhead came into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible," – said the doctor. "Show me."
She took her finger and pushed her elbow and screamed in agony. She pushed her knee and screamed, pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said:
"You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No," – she said. "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so!" – the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

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