Category: Ethnic Stories

NO JEWISH JOKES PLEASE

One morning Katz came into the office and as soon as he was seated at his table, said:

“Listen guys, I heard a terrific new joke.”

“Not again! We are fed-up with those Jewish jokes,” - groaned his fellow-workers.

“Oh no, this is not a Jewish joke, it is a Japanese one,” - answered Katz.

“A Japanese? We never heard a Japanese joke. Let’s hear it.”

“Two Japanese traveled on a train from Osaka to Tokyo. Suddenly one of them said: ‘Listen, Moishe...!’”

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Category: Ethnic Stories TOTAL RECECTION On a train, during their tour abroad, the Greens shared a compartment with an Englishman. Mrs. Green became hungry and her husband unpacked their lunch. Before they began eating, he politely offered some food to the Englishman: “A piece of baked chicken?” “No, thank you,” - shook the Englishman his head. “Then maybe some biscuits.” “No, thank you.” “And how about a glass of red wine?” Mrs. Green frowned in disapproval and whispered to her husband: “Eugene, you know how these English are. He probably refused, because you didn’t introduce me to him.” “My wife,” – indicated Mr. Green his wife. But the Englishman was adamant: “No, thank you.”

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