UTTER RUBBISH
Two Japanese businessmen met in
“Kimoshito, your wife Itsiko is having an affair with a Jewish man.”
Kimoshito took the first plane back to
“Itsiko is this true?”
Itsiko replied:
“Kimoshito-san, who is the meshuga who has been telling you all this?”
NO JEWISH JOKES PLEASE
One morning
“Listen guys, I heard a terrific new joke.”
“Not again! We are fed-up with those Jewish jokes,” - groaned his fellow-workers.
“Oh no, this is not a Jewish joke, it is a Japanese one,” - answered
“A Japanese? We never heard a Japanese joke. Let’s hear it.”
“Two Japanese traveled on a train from
A young Jewish man called his mother and said:
“Mom, I'm bringing home a wonderful woman I want to marry. She's a Native American and her name is Shooting Star.”
“How nice,” - said his mother.
“I have an Indian name too,” - he said. “It's 'Running Water' and you have to call me that from now on.”
“How nice,” - said his mother.
“You have to have an Indian name, too, Mom....”
“I already do,” - said the mother. “Just call me Sitting Shiva....*”
* Shiva: A seven-day period of mourning observed after the death of a close relative.
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One day God was talking to St. Peter:
God: “Peter, I'm getting bored up here, do you have any ideas on what to do?”
St. Peter: “How about a holiday? It's nice on Saturn at the moment.”
God: “No… too much gravity, too much stomping around.”
St. Peter: “How about somewhere lighter, like Mercury?”
God: “No… too hot there.”
St. Peter: “Somewhere in between then, maybe Earth?”
God: “No… terrible gossips there. I went there 2000 years ago, had an affair with a Jewish girl and they're still talking about it!”
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