Category: At the Restaurant

SMART DECISION

A man came into a restaurant and inquired of the head waiter:

“That soup I had yesterday. Is there any left?”

“Certainly, sir.”

“Then I shall go to another restaurant.”

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Category: At the Restaurant

IT DEPENDS

“Waiter! Do you have tortoise soup?”

“Did you ever eat tortoise soup, sir?”
“No, never.”
“Then we do have.”

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Category: Computers IF A RESTAURANT FUNCTIONED LIKE MICROSOFT Patron: “Waiter!” Waiter: “Hi, my name is Bill and I'm your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?” Patron: “There's a fly in my soup!” Waiter: “Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.” Patron: “No, it's still there.” Waiter: “Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork.” Patron: “Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.” Waiter: “Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?” Patron: “A SOUP bowl!” Waiter: “Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?” Patron: “You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!” Waiter: “Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?” Patron: “I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!” Waiter: “Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?” Patron: “You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??” Waiter: “Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.” Patron: “Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?” Waiter: “The current Soup of the Day is tomato.” Patron: “Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now.” The waiter left and returned with another bowl of soup and the check: Waiter: “Here you are, Sir, the soup and your check.” Patron: “But this is potato soup.” Waiter: “Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.” Patron: “Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.” The waiter left. Patron: “Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!” The check: Soup of the Day ……… .........……… $5.00 Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day…. $2.50 Access to support …………………… $10.00 Total ………………………………… $17.50

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Category: At the Restaurant JEWISH A waiter came over to a table full of Jewish women and asked: "Is anything all right?" SMART DECISION A man came into a restaurant and inquired of the head waiter: “That soup I had yesterday. Is there any left?” “Certainly, sir.” “Then I shall go to another restaurant.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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