One day God was talking to St. Peter:
God: “Peter, I'm getting bored up here, do you have any ideas on what to do?”
St. Peter: “How about a holiday? It's nice on Saturn at the moment.”
God: “No… too much gravity, too much stomping around.”
St. Peter: “How about somewhere lighter, like Mercury?”
God: “No… too hot there.”
St. Peter: “Somewhere in between then, maybe Earth?”
God: “No… terrible gossips there. I went there 2000 years ago, had an affair with a Jewish girl and they're still talking about it!”
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