Category: Marital Bliss

BENEFACTOR

A man returned home a day early from a business trip. It was after midnight. While en route home he asked the cabby, if he would be a witness. He suspected his wife was having an affair and wanted to catch her in the act.  For $100, the cabby agreed..

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man! The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouted:

“Don't do it! ... I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season football tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership and HE even pays the monthly dues!”

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowered the gun. He looked over at the cabby and said:

“What would you do?”

The cabby replied:

“I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.”

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Category: Ethnic Stories

UTTER RUBBISH

Two Japanese businessmen met in London:

“Kimoshito, your wife Itsiko is having an affair with a Jewish man.”

Kimoshito took the first plane back to Tokyo and confronted his wife:

“Itsiko is this true?”

Itsiko replied:

“Kimoshito-san, who is the meshuga who has been telling you all this?”

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Category: Marital Bliss

PERFECT MATCH

A woman was having an affair with her husband’s best friend. One afternoon, when the husband was at his office, they met at her apartment. Just when they relaxed following a steamy session, the phone rang. The wife picked up the phone and after a short conversation, put it back in its cradle and started laughing.

“It was my husband,” – she giggled.

“And what is so funny about that?” – asked her lover.

“He said, that he is playing tennis with you.”

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Category: Ecumenical Stories VACATION

One day God was talking to St. Peter:

God: “Peter, I'm getting bored up here, do you have any ideas on what to do?”

St. Peter: “How about a holiday? It's nice on Saturn at the moment.”

God: “No… too much gravity, too much stomping around.”

St. Peter: “How about somewhere lighter, like Mercury?”

God: “No… too hot there.”

St. Peter: “Somewhere in between then, maybe Earth?”

God: “No… terrible gossips there. I went there 2000 years ago, had an affair with a Jewish girl and they're still talking about it!”

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