Category: Mother-in-Law

WHY SHOULD SHE?

During the early evening hours, a man returned from a long business trip, let himself into his apartment with his key, hung up his coat and tiptoed to the bedroom. He opened the door quietly, peered into the dim room and saw a covered-up shape sleeping soundly on their bed. Nodding with satisfaction, he took off his clothes and slipped under the sheets beside his mate.

After a surprisingly steamy session, followed by a more relaxed one, the man felt like having a beer and went to the kitchen. To his amazement, he saw his wife there, having a cup of coffee.

“You are here? Then who was that in our bed I just had sex with?” - he stammered.

“That must have been my mother,” - answered his spouse stoically. “She was a bit tired, so she took a rest in our bed.”

“Then why didn’t she speak up?”

“She hasn’t spoken to you for 20 years, has she? So why should she now?”

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Category: Mothers

MONKEYING AROUND

The mother took her son to the Zoo. As they approached the primate cages, she noticed with horror that a pair of gorillas were in the middle of steamy intercourse. Horrified of the bad influence this sight might have on her son, she tried to drag him away, but the child was adamant. He wanted to see the monkeys. As a last recourse, the mother grabbed the sleeve of the nearby attendant and urgently whispered into his ear:

“Do you think that if I gave them a banana each, they would stop?”

Bemused, the attendant looked her over and asked:

“Would you, Madam?”

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Category: Marital Bliss

PERFECT MATCH

A woman was having an affair with her husband’s best friend. One afternoon, when the husband was at his office, they met at her apartment. Just when they relaxed following a steamy session, the phone rang. The wife picked up the phone and after a short conversation, put it back in its cradle and started laughing.

“It was my husband,” – she giggled.

“And what is so funny about that?” – asked her lover.

“He said, that he is playing tennis with you.”

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Category: Marital Bliss PERFECT MATCH A woman was having an affair with her husband’s best friend. One afternoon, when the husband was at his office, they met at her apartment. Just when they relaxed following a steamy session, the phone rang. The wife picked up the phone and after a short conversation, put it back in its cradle and started laughing. “It was my husband,” – she giggled. “And what is so funny about that?” – asked her lover. “He said, that he is playing tennis with you.”

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