Category: Mothers

MONKEYING AROUND

The mother took her son to the Zoo. As they approached the primate cages, she noticed with horror that a pair of gorillas were in the middle of steamy intercourse. Horrified of the bad influence this sight might have on her son, she tried to drag him away, but the child was adamant. He wanted to see the monkeys. As a last recourse, the mother grabbed the sleeve of the nearby attendant and urgently whispered into his ear:

“Do you think that if I gave them a banana each, they would stop?”

Bemused, the attendant looked her over and asked:

“Would you, Madam?”

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