Category: Ethnic Stories
COMPOSITION

An Englishman, an American and an Indian participated in an English composition course. The task each received from the teacher is to write a short story using the words ‘green, pink and yellow’.

The next day the American read his story before the class:

“Yesterday I drove my pink Cadillac to a green football field and ate a yellow banana.”

The Englishman’s story went like that:

“Yesterday I had green tea in a yellow cup and ate a pink cake.”

The last was the Indian to recite his composition:

“Yesterday I came home and heard the phone green green so I pinked it up and said yellow.” 

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Category: Ethnic Stories

A CHARITABLE SOUL

The Indian shopkeeper thought that he had saved a sufficient amount of money to enable him to fly back to the old country and visit his folks. He went to the Indian Airlines office and inquired about the price of a ticket to Punjab. To his dismay he discovered, that he was just $2 short of the full fare. In his distress he went out to the street and asked the first friendly-looking passerby:

“Excuse me Sir, could you spare $2? I want to fly to India.”

The passerby looked him over and then magnanimously uttered:

“Here are 10 bucks and take your family!”

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Category: Ethnic Jokes WHAT'S IN A NAME?

A young Jewish man called his mother and said:

“Mom, I'm bringing home a wonderful woman I want to marry. She's a Native American and her name is Shooting Star.”

“How nice,” - said his mother.

“I have an Indian name too,” - he said. “It's 'Running Water' and you have to call me that from now on.”

“How nice,” - said his mother.

“You have to have an Indian name, too, Mom....”

“I already do,” - said the mother. “Just call me Sitting Shiva....*”

* Shiva: A seven-day period of mourning observed after the death of a close relative.

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Category: Ethnic Stories A CHARITABLE SOUL The Indian shopkeeper thought that he had saved a sufficient amount of money to enable him to fly back to the old country and visit his folks. He went to the Indian Airlines office and inquired about the price of a ticket to Punjab. To his dismay he discovered, that he was just $2 short of the full fare. In his distress he went out to the street and asked the first friendly-looking passerby: “Excuse me Sir, could you spare $2? I want to fly to India.” The passerby looked him over and then magnanimously uttered: “Here are 10 bucks and take your family!” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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