Category: For Your Kids

POLITE GUYS

“Hello, is this 2566-342?”

“No, it is 2565-342.”

“Sorry, wrong number.”

‘Never mind, the phone was ringing anyway.”

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Category: Indians

THOSE KIDS

A group of Indians was chatting before a teepee. A child started to fiddle with the fire. His father smacked him good-naturedly:

“How many times did I tell you not to play with the phone?!”

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Category: At Work

COMMUNICATION BARRIER

A visitor at the office heard the boss bellowing in the next room.

“Why is he shouting?” – he asked the secretary.

“He is talking to London.”

“Then why doesn’t he use the phone?”

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Category: Ethnic Stories
COMPOSITION

An Englishman, an American and an Indian participated in an English composition course. The task each received from the teacher is to write a short story using the words ‘green, pink and yellow’.

The next day the American read his story before the class:

“Yesterday I drove my pink Cadillac to a green football field and ate a yellow banana.”

The Englishman’s story went like that:

“Yesterday I had green tea in a yellow cup and ate a pink cake.”

The last was the Indian to recite his composition:

“Yesterday I came home and heard the phone green green so I pinked it up and said yellow.” 

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Category: Ethnic Stories

HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE

An old Jewish man was talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he got cut off. He hollered:
“Operator, giff me beck the party!”
She said: “I'm sorry sir, you'll have to make the call all over again.”
He said: “What do you want from my life? Giff me beck da party.”
She said: “I'm sorry sir, you'll have to place the call again.”
He said: “Operator, ya know vat? Take da telephone and shove it in you-know-vere!” - and hung up. Two days later he opened the door and there were two big, strapping guys standing there who said:
“We came to take your telephone out.”
He said: “Vy?”
They said: “Because two days ago you insulted operator 28, but if you'd like to call up and apologize, we'll leave the telephone here.”
He said: “Vait a minute, vat's da rush, vat's da hurry?”
He went to the telephone and dialed:
“Hello? Get me operator 28! Hello, operator 28? Remember me? Two days ago I insulted you? I told you to take da telephone and shove it in you-know-vere?”
She said: “Yes?”
He said: “Vell, Get ready - dey're bringin' it to ya!”

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Category: For Your Kids POLITE GUYS

“Hello, is this 2566-342?”

“No, it is 2565-342.”

“Sorry, wrong number.”

‘Never mind, the phone was ringing anyway.”

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Category: At Work COMMUNICATION BARRIER A visitor at the office heard the boss bellowing in the next room. “Why is he shouting?” – he asked the secretary. “He is talking to London.” “Then why doesn’t he use the phone?”

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Category: Indians THOSE KIDS

A group of Indians was chatting before a tepee. A child started to fiddle with the fire. His father smacked him good-naturedly:

“How many times did I tell you not to play with the phone?!”

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