Category: Ethnic Stories
COMPOSITION

An Englishman, an American and an Indian participated in an English composition course. The task each received from the teacher is to write a short story using the words ‘green, pink and yellow’.

The next day the American read his story before the class:

“Yesterday I drove my pink Cadillac to a green football field and ate a yellow banana.”

The Englishman’s story went like that:

“Yesterday I had green tea in a yellow cup and ate a pink cake.”

The last was the Indian to recite his composition:

“Yesterday I came home and heard the phone green green so I pinked it up and said yellow.” 

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