Category: Ethnic Stories
JEWISH BRA

A man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady:

"I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."  

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked:

"What kind of bra?"

He repeated:

"A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember," - said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to.  Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."

Confused and a little flustered, the man asked:

"So, what are the differences?"

The saleslady responded:

"It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."

He mused on that information for a minute and said:  

"Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"

A Jewish bra," - she replied, - "makes mountains out of molehills."

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Category: Ecumenical Stories

WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said:

"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.”
"What type of bra?" - asked the clerk.
"Type?" - inquired the man. "There's more than one type?”
"Look around," - said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded:
"It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

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