Category: Modern Fables

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS

One day, the Seven Dwarfs were feeling kinda horny and were peeking through the window of Snow White's room. Because they were so short, one Dwarf stood on another Dwarf's shoulder and so on, forming a Dwarf Chain. Doc was at the very top, peeking through the windows. Snow White walked into the room, and started taking off her blouse.

“She's taking off her blouse!” - said Doc, to Dopey who was right below him.

“She's taking off her blouse!”

“She's taking off her blouse!”

Then she started to take off her skirt.

“She's taking off her skirt!” - said Doc.

“She's taking off her skirt!”

“She's taking off her skirt!”

Then she started to take off her bra.

“She's taking off her bra!”

“She's taking off her bra!”

“She's taking off her bra!”

Then she started taking off her panties.

“She's taking off her panties!”

“She's taking off her panties!”

“She's taking off her panties!”

All of a sudden, Doc heard a noise in the bushes.

“Somebody's coming!”

“Me too!”

“Me too!”

“Me too!”

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Category: Ethnic Stories
JEWISH BRA

A man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady:

"I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."  

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked:

"What kind of bra?"

He repeated:

"A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember," - said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to.  Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."

Confused and a little flustered, the man asked:

"So, what are the differences?"

The saleslady responded:

"It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."

He mused on that information for a minute and said:  

"Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"

A Jewish bra," - she replied, - "makes mountains out of molehills."

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Category: Boys and Girls

TELEPATHIC WATCH

A guy walked into a bar and sat down next to a good-looking woman. After a while he started to look at his watch. The woman noticed and asked him if his date was late.
“No,” – he replied. “I’ve just got this new state-of-the-art watch and was about to test it.”
“What does it do?”
“It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me.”
“What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing a bra, or panties.”
“Ha! Well, it must be broken, because I am!”
“Darn thing must be an hour fast.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

HE SAID - SHE SAID

Priest said: “I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.”
She said: “Who's gonna look?”

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He said: “Let's go out and have some fun tonight.”
She said: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.”

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He said: “Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?”
She said: “I would, but you said not to call you at work.”

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He said: “I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.”
She said: “You wear pants don't you?”

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He said: “.Shall we try swapping positions tonight?”
She said: “That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.”

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Category: Boys and Girls TELEPATHIC WATCH

A guy walked into a bar and sat down next to a good-looking woman. After a while he started to look at his watch. The woman noticed and asked him if his date was late.

“No,” – he replied. “I’ve just got this new state-of-the-art watch and was about to test it.”

“What does it do?”

“It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me.”

“What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it says you’re not wearing a bra, or panties.”

“Ha! Well, it must be broken, because I am!”

“Darn thing must be an hour fast.”

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