An old man came into confession and said to the priest:
“Father, I'm 80 years old, have a wonderful wife of 60 years, four kids and eleven grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them twice!”
“Well, my son, are you sorry for your sins?” – asked the priest.
“What sins?”
“What kind of a Catholic are you?
“I'm not Catholic, I’m Jewish.”
“So then, why are you telling me?”
“You kidding?”– grinned the geezer. “I'm telling everybody!”
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