One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish. A man was walking by and said:
“Wow!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!”
The sister said:
“Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain.”
The man said:
“But that's the species of the fish --- a Gauddam Fish.”
The sister said: “Oh, ok.”
The Sister took the fish back home and said:
“Mother Superior, look at the Gauddam Fish I caught.”
Shocked, the Mother Superior said:
“Sister, you know better than that.”
The nun said:
“That's the species of it --- a Gauddam Fish.”
So the Mother Superior said:
“Well, give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll clean it.”
While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and Mother Superior said:
“Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sister caught.”
Nearly fainting, Monsignor said:
“Mother Superior, you shouldn’t talk like that!”
Mother Superior said:
“But that's the species of it --- a Gauddam Fish.”
Monsignor said:
“Well give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll cook it.”
That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table and he said:
“Wow, what a nice fish.”
In reply, the sister said:
“Thank-you, I caught the Gauddam Fish.”
And Mother Superior said:
“I cleaned the Gauddam Fish.”
And Monsignor said:
“I cooked the Gauddam Fish.”
The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked and said:
“I like this fucking place already!”
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