Category: Ecumenical Stories

FOOLING AROUND God and St. Peter went golfing. By throwing up a coin it was resolved that God would be the first to go.

God hit the ball.

The ball was swallowed in midair by a pigeon.

A hawk swooped down on the pigeon.

The hawk was hit by lightning and its carcass fell down to the earth.

A fox ate the carcass and then went over to the hole and shit the ball in.

Asked the exasperated St. Peter:

“Now look here, are we playing golf, or just fooling around?”

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