IDENTITY PROBLEM
A child went to his father:
“Tell me Daddy, am I a Jew or a Gypsy?”
“Of course you are a Gypsy, son. If I am a Gypsy, you are too.”
The boy reflected a while on his father’s answer, then approached his mother:
“Mummy, am I a Jew or a Gypsy?”
“Of course you are a Jew, darling. If I am a Jew, you are one too. But why are you asking?”
“Because our neighbors have a stunning bike. Now I’m not sure, if I should haggle for it, or just snitch it.”
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