OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD
Two lice met.
“What happened to you?” - asked the first when he saw how terrible his friend looked - runny nose, red eyes and teeth chattering.
“I got a ride down here in some motorcyclist’s mustache and nearly froze my nuts off.”
“You must be crazy to nest in a motorcyclist’s mustache. Why don’t you find yourself a warm cozy place, like between the thighs of young girl.”
After a week, the two lice met again. The other one looked even more chilled and miserable than during their first meeting.
“I did everything you said,” - he explained. “I made a perfect landing between the thighs of a young maiden and got so warm and cozy that I dozed off.”
“And so?” - asked the first lice.
“And so the next thing I know, I'm on this guy's mustache again!”
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