From a passenger ship, everyone could see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands.“Who is it on that island?” – a passenger asked the captain.“I have no idea....., but every year when we pass, he just goes nuts.”
A little old man shuffled slowly into the "Orange Dipper," an ice cream parlor in Trailer Estates, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly:"Crushed nuts?""No," - he replied, - "arthritis!"
OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD
Two lice met.
“What happened to you?” - asked the first when he saw how terrible his friend looked - runny nose, red eyes and teeth chattering.
“I got a ride down here in some motorcyclist’s mustache and nearly froze my nuts off.”
“You must be crazy to nest in a motorcyclist’s mustache. Why don’t you find yourself a warm cozy place, like between the thighs of young girl.”
After a week, the two lice met again. The other one looked even more chilled and miserable than during their first meeting.
“I did everything you said,” - he explained. “I made a perfect landing between the thighs of a young maiden and got so warm and cozy that I dozed off.”
“And so?” - asked the first lice.
“And so the next thing I know, I'm on this guy's mustache again!”
“I’ll get the door,” – said the first ovary. She looked out the peephole and asked:
“Did you order furniture?”
“No, why?” – asked the other.
“Because there are two nuts at the door trying to shove in an organ!”
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