TO EACH IN ACCORDANCE WITH HER NEEDS
For the first time in her life a countrywoman visited the big city and as she needed some underwear, her friend took her to a big department store.
“If you buy a pack of panties, you can get a better deal, Madam” - said the seller. “What kind would you prefer? A pack of seven, five, or twelve?”
“What is the best?” - whispered the woman to her friend.
“For everyday use, I would suggest a pack of seven. The undies are marked ‘Sunday’, ‘Monday’, etc.”
“And what is the purpose of the five-pack?”
“These are for French women. You know, on weekends they go without.”
“And the pack of twelve?”
“Oh, these? These are for the Poles. They are inscribed ‘January’, ‘February’, etc.”
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