HARD FACTS
A man in a hotel lobby wanted to ask the clerk a question. As he went to the front desk, his elbow accidentally bumped a woman's breast. They were both quite startled. The man turned to the woman and said:
“Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.”
She replied:
“If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room
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