Category: Ecumenical Stories

THE SMILE

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said:

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said:
"Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said:
"Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said:
"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked:
"Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said:
"No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

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