Category: Ethnic Stories
NUNS

An old Jewish lady was sitting in a restaurant sipping tea. At the next table there were 3 nuns discussing where to go for a vacation. The 2nd nun said to Mother Superior:

"Let's go to Jerusalem."

Mother Superior said:

"No, too many Jews there."

The 3rd nun said to Mother Superior:

"Let's go to New York ."

Mother Superior said:

"No, too many Jews there."

The 2nd nun spoke again and said:

"Let's go to Los Angeles."

Mother Superior said:

"No, too many Jews there."

 The little Jewish old lady leaned over and said with a Yiddish Accent:

"Vell, vhy don't you go to hell, dere are no Jews there!!!"

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