Category: Drinking Problem

TALKING CLOCK

     A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

“What's that big brass gong?” - one of the guests asked.

“It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,” - the drunk replied.

 “A talking clock? Seriously?' - asked his astonished friend.  

“Yup,” - replied the drunk.

“How's it work?' - the friend asked, squinting at it.

“Watch,” - the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed:

“You butt-head! It's three-fifteen in the morning”.

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