Category: Marital Bliss

LEARNING FROM MISTAKES

A husband and wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning, when he said to her:

"If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" - she asked. 

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some asshole using my stuff."

 She looked at him and said:

"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”

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