Category: Ecumenical Stories

WELL, I'LL BE ...

A man, reeking of alcohol, flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of rum was sticking out of his ripped jacket pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked:

“Say, Father, do you know what causes arthritis?”
The priest, disgusted by the man’s appearance and behavior, snapped:
“It’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man!”
“Well, I’ll be,” – the man muttered and returned to his newspaper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized:
“I’m sorry to have come on so strong – I didn’t mean it. How long have you been suffering from arthritis?”
“I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

GOOD REASON

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek.

“I assume, “ – she snarled, – “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?”

“There is,” – he replied, – “breakfast.”

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Category: Ecumenical Stories WELL, I'LL BE...

A man, reeking of alcohol, flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of rum was sticking out of his ripped jacket pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked:

“Say, Father, do you know what causes arthritis?”

The priest, disgusted by the man’s appearance and behavior, snapped:

“It’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man!”

“Well, I’ll be,” – the man muttered and returned to his newspaper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized:

“I’m sorry to have come on so strong – I didn’t mean it. How long have you been suffering from arthritis?”

“I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.”

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Category: Marital Bliss GOOD REASON

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek.

“I assume, “ – she snarled, – “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?”

“There is,” – he replied, – “breakfast.”

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